steakslim

NMEamv: I play personal jesus NMEamv: when people call me on skype Steakslim: You know my friend Andy Deufrane during his 19 years at Shawshank once asked for a personal Jesus on the prison bulletin board khameleon808: lol Steakslim: it was answered by a bull queer by the name of "The Thud" NMEamv: fuck you steak NMEamv: coke came out my nouse Steakslim: that was the longest night of his life Steakslim: lol khameleon808: and "squeeze" mahoney

khameleon808: whats up Chaosraith3001: nothin much, but my computer keeps jacking off khameleon808: o.O khameleon808: want me to leave you two alone?

Mitch Taylor: Something strange happened to me this morning. Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? Mitch Taylor: No. Chris Knight: Why am I the only person that has that dream?

OMGTSN: Only In America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Private Caboose: HOLT BATNIPPLES BATMAN Private Caboose: holt Private Caboose: god damn Private Caboose: HOLY^ thejugglinman23: nice one PC, you fucked up a perfectly good joke Steakslim: yeah Private Caboose: I need to stop doing that AgentNeo84: Holt Batnipples...sounds like a porn star name Private Caboose: :O thejugglinman23: hehehe thejugglinman23: it does HoltBatnipples has entered the room. Steakslim: lol HoltBatnipples: I'VE GOT A PACKAGE FOR NEO Steakslim: LMAO Private Caboose: man Private Caboose: I have too much free time Private Caboose: D: thejugglinman23: hahahaha!!! Steakslim: oh shit Steakslim: I can't stop

Seijin_Dinger: Great all we need is Zarx lactating DJ_Izumi: Zarx would probably lactate beer

Cat: Jesus is like Napster Cat: he died for our sins

khameleon808: i like how poisonous animals are bright Requiett of Dusk: Yeah, one bite from a peacock... you won't survive the night, Kham

inuyoukai1988: i wanna make it in your stuff luis is gawd: WTF does that mean

Private Caboose: i will never be able to watch porn again Private Caboose: without thinking of this Steakslim: lol Private Caboose: DAMN YOU STEAK AisuzuZwei: hahaha Steakslim: lmao Steakslim: oh fuck Steakslim: I can't stop laughing Summanaro: either can I Private Caboose: and i can't stop my ball sack from trying to shoot itself