steakslim

NMEamv: I play personal jesus
NMEamv: when people call me on skype
Steakslim: You know my friend Andy Deufrane during his 19 years at Shawshank once asked for a personal Jesus on the prison bulletin board
khameleon808: lol
Steakslim: it was answered by a bull queer by the name of "The Thud"
NMEamv: fuck you steak
NMEamv: coke came out my nouse
Steakslim: that was the longest night of his life
Steakslim: lol
khameleon808: and "squeeze" mahoney

khameleon808: whats up
Chaosraith3001: nothin much, but my computer keeps jacking off
khameleon808: o.O
khameleon808: want me to leave you two alone?

Mitch Taylor: Something strange happened to me this morning.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch Taylor: No.
Chris Knight: Why am I the only person that has that dream?

OMGTSN: Only In America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Private Caboose: HOLT BATNIPPLES BATMAN
Private Caboose: holt
Private Caboose: god damn
Private Caboose: HOLY^
thejugglinman23: nice one PC, you fucked up a perfectly good joke
Steakslim: yeah
Private Caboose: I need to stop doing that
AgentNeo84: Holt Batnipples...sounds like a porn star name
Private Caboose:
thejugglinman23: hehehe
thejugglinman23: it does
HoltBatnipples has entered the room.
Steakslim: lol
HoltBatnipples: I'VE GOT A PACKAGE FOR NEO
Steakslim: LMAO
Private Caboose: man
Private Caboose: I have too much free time
Private Caboose: D:
thejugglinman23: hahahaha!!!
Steakslim: oh shit
Steakslim: I can't stop laughing